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It sounds like there will be a nice raft up but is there going to be anything to watch? How many boats are actually running in this event? I wanted to, but I havent been able to light a fire under the fiberglass man. Maybe I can bring the Whaler.
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So far there are 40 boats signed up to make a minimum of 2 passes each. A lot of boats are signed up in different categories lettingthem make up to 8 passes.
There are a lot of factory boats that are signing up as of the last couple of days. We have 2 turbine boats confirmed if they don't break in Desert Storm, and quite a few big power cats and V- hulls.
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful baby.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?'
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.'
'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be fuc.ked if he needed glasses'.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful baby.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?'
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.'
'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be fuc.ked if he needed glasses'.
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I need a wheelman for the Magnum.
Wstultz was in, but I can bump him to navigator![Evil](/forums/images/smilies/evilB.gif)
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So far there are 40 boats signed up to make a minimum of 2 passes each. A lot of boats are signed up in different categories lettingthem make up to 8 passes.
There are a lot of factory boats that are signing up as of the last couple of days. We have 2 turbine boats confirmed if they don't break in Desert Storm, and quite a few big power cats and V- hulls.
Wstultz was in, but I can bump him to navigator
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So far there are 40 boats signed up to make a minimum of 2 passes each. A lot of boats are signed up in different categories lettingthem make up to 8 passes.
There are a lot of factory boats that are signing up as of the last couple of days. We have 2 turbine boats confirmed if they don't break in Desert Storm, and quite a few big power cats and V- hulls.
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