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05-27-2008, 11:32 PM
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Jeff, you should have stayed home you could have had some claims right here on good ole Conroe. A huge storm just ripped through the lake. Tore the $hit out of the pontoon at Mom's house, sunk a jet ski in her cove, ripped other skis right out of their lifts. Apparently waves were coming over her bulkheads and hitting her downstairs windows. Chad said there were six footers and the pontoons were floating up and slamming the TOPS of the dock.
Any of you fools that have water front homes on open water better go check your $hiznit,
Any of you fools that have water front homes on open water better go check your $hiznit,
05-28-2008, 12:40 AM
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Yes but there was no smooth in sight, only one gymped up pontoon boat with one cwstultz in a trash bag parka in the middle of the lake, dat was it. I think I got the "look at this retard out in the lake in this storm" award, but I got tired of watching the mosh pit of pontoons, and jetskis slamming into each other and the bulkhead 
It tacoed the pontoon in the front and the back.....lol
It tacoed the pontoon in the front and the back.....lol
05-28-2008, 07:32 AM
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Yes but there was no smooth in sight, only one gymped up pontoon boat with one cwstultz in a trash bag parka in the middle of the lake, dat was it. I think I got the "look at this retard out in the lake in this storm" award, but I got tired of watching the mosh pit of pontoons, and jetskis slamming into each other and the bulkhead It tacoed the pontoon in the front and the back.....lol
It tacoed the pontoon in the front and the back.....lolDid you really booger up the PoonToons? That is gonna cut down on speed!!!
05-28-2008, 08:41 AM
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Yes but there was no smooth in sight, only one gymped up pontoon boat with one cwstultz in a trash bag parka in the middle of the lake, dat was it. I think I got the "look at this retard out in the lake in this storm" award, but I got tired of watching the mosh pit of pontoons, and jetskis slamming into each other and the bulkhead It tacoed the pontoon in the front and the back.....lol
It tacoed the pontoon in the front and the back.....lol
05-28-2008, 09:13 AM
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if any of those pontoons got jacked up fairly decently they will go cheap at auction for ins... it don't take much to total one out for insurance purposes, and they ain't hard at all to repair... could be into a decent one or piece one from a couple for not much money
05-28-2008, 09:34 AM
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This is not pontoon's only. So why do you gaybates always talk about pontoons???? Lets talk about oil trails and boats catching on fire. In the right situation that could have been front page news
05-28-2008, 09:38 AM
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The dents are gonna act like steps! We should be able to squeeze some more MPH's out of her. I really don't know why anyone would want to go faster than ludicrous speed though.
05-28-2008, 09:41 AM
Jeff, you should have stayed home you could have had some claims right here on good ole Conroe. A huge storm just ripped through the lake. Tore the $hit out of the pontoon at Mom's house, sunk a jet ski in her cove, ripped other skis right out of their lifts. Apparently waves were coming over her bulkheads and hitting her downstairs windows. Chad said there were six footers and the pontoons were floating up and slamming the TOPS of the dock.
Any of you fools that have water front homes on open water better go check your $hiznit,
Any of you fools that have water front homes on open water better go check your $hiznit,
