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Old 08-09-2008, 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Trojan-man
"sick nuts" is the only thing that horse dog understands. Every time I go over there, she has a peanut butter goattee
Thanks all for the happy b-day wishes.

And Chad, it is "sick balls" and yes she has her eyes set on yours.
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Originally Posted by wstultz
Thanks all for the happy b-day wishes.

And Chad, it is "sick balls" and yes she has her eyes set on yours.
she must have really good eyes!!
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Originally Posted by wstultz
Thanks all for the happy b-day wishes.

And Chad, it is "sick balls" and yes she has her eyes set on yours.
typical woman
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And Chad, it is "sick balls" and yes she has her eyes set on yours.[/QUOTE]

I just can't believe how well trained she is... when you told her the other night to piss on that motor, she went straight over and did it..... and the whole chew on the wires bit... that was really cool
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Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH
And Chad, it is "sick balls" and yes she has her eyes set on yours.
I just can't believe how well trained she is... when you told her the other night to piss on that motor, she went straight over and did it..... and the whole chew on the wires bit... that was really cool[/QUOTE]

I can see that....wade's favorite line is, "Clyde, scrap the caddi"
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Somewhere in the Cigarette employees retirement home, there is a goat on the spit and a couple guys sitting around playing dominoes, drinking tequilla, saying "hey cabron, remember that giant purple boat dat we puddy the tree motors in?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

No wonder he can't sell it. On a better note, there are three brand new engines in it. One built by Blackwood performance, one built by Hodges performance, and one built by Gregory Performance. Who's will last the longest?

I am guessing that it doesn't matter because no one ever wants to crawl into that bildge again. I am so glad that it is over.
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here is the side story to that, cold drink after workin on toms boat and Squatter is drinkin at papas.....

wait it gets better, i say why are you here, you are supposed to be workin on armstongs boat... he says, i went out of town because he told me he wasnt going to have header bolts until monday, i say so, he says well cant you cant put a motor together without header bolts!!!!!!!!!!!
















then he walked his tab................. i wish this was not a true story!!!
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Originally Posted by bigandy
here is the side story to that, cold drink after workin on toms boat and Squatter is drinkin at papas.....

wait it gets better, i say why are you here, you are supposed to be workin on armstongs boat... he says, i went out of town because he told me he wasnt going to have header bolts until monday, i say so, he says well cant you cant put a motor together without header bolts!!!!!!!!!!!
then he walked his tab................. i wish this was not a true story!!!

That is the most awful thing I have ever heard...That's it, I'm opening up my own "boat mechanic" shop. I can steal all of the local mechanics business do a decent job and still be 100000000 times better than any of the jackholes around here now.
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Thats right biatchesssss. I can see it now. Senior Squattalot Boat Sevice. Half the price for a half azz Job. Twelve month turnaround guaranteed or I lein the boat for lack of progress.

Oh i almost forgot. One free with every visit.

http://bumperstickers.cafepress.com/...mper/133976319

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Better word for him is a Grift, or Grifter. I will take him like 30 yrs to figure that one out. Hell it took him 3 months to figure out what squatter meant.
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