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i wasnt gonna perpetuate it but he made a big deal with a new waitress about how he is a regular and he doesnt leave a card......... then he walked his tab an hour later!!!
griff is a good name!
22 hours to blast off for Desitin ( yes i spelled it wrong )
My understanding is there are some sleeper sofa's available and the house has a pool and BBQ pit. There should also be some room in the boats so if anyone accidentally finds their balls in their girlfriends nightstand and decides to come call Thomas Roper, ( aka boatman or his indian name " sleeps when sun goes down" )
SPICK, call a Tom ( either one ) or myself about the trip!!
griff is a good name!
22 hours to blast off for Desitin ( yes i spelled it wrong )
My understanding is there are some sleeper sofa's available and the house has a pool and BBQ pit. There should also be some room in the boats so if anyone accidentally finds their balls in their girlfriends nightstand and decides to come call Thomas Roper, ( aka boatman or his indian name " sleeps when sun goes down" )
SPICK, call a Tom ( either one ) or myself about the trip!!
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True that. A good explaination would be, "I pours all dem kemikals that I found laying round N der and wonce they all dizzolved dat bilge might bez clean. If not I gots to charge jew fo a secund applikatiun. So calls me in two munths and I will know ifs we needs that sekund applikatiun. Bidtch bez so clean youz culd eatz ouf dat bidcht."
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i wasnt gonna perpetuate it but he made a big deal with a new waitress about how he is a regular and he doesnt leave a card......... then he walked his tab an hour later!!!
griff is a good name!
22 hours to blast off for Desitin ( yes i spelled it wrong )
My understanding is there are some sleeper sofa's available and the house has a pool and BBQ pit. There should also be some room in the boats so if anyone accidentally finds their balls in their girlfriends nightstand and decides to come call Thomas Roper, ( aka boatman or his indian name " sleeps when sun goes down" )
SPICK, call a Tom ( either one ) or myself about the trip!!
griff is a good name!
22 hours to blast off for Desitin ( yes i spelled it wrong )
My understanding is there are some sleeper sofa's available and the house has a pool and BBQ pit. There should also be some room in the boats so if anyone accidentally finds their balls in their girlfriends nightstand and decides to come call Thomas Roper, ( aka boatman or his indian name " sleeps when sun goes down" )
SPICK, call a Tom ( either one ) or myself about the trip!!
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here is the side story to that, cold drink after workin on toms boat and Squatter is drinkin at papas.....
wait it gets better, i say why are you here, you are supposed to be workin on armstongs boat... he says, i went out of town because he told me he wasnt going to have header bolts until monday, i say so, he says well cant you cant put a motor together without header bolts!!!!!!!!!!!
then he walked his tab................. i wish this was not a true story!!!
wait it gets better, i say why are you here, you are supposed to be workin on armstongs boat... he says, i went out of town because he told me he wasnt going to have header bolts until monday, i say so, he says well cant you cant put a motor together without header bolts!!!!!!!!!!!
then he walked his tab................. i wish this was not a true story!!!
Those guys brought a new meaning to the term "mutherfu(king marathon"
I think at last count they had used the term around 50 times each and were trying to think of a better term.
I hope he doesn't go up to Armstrong and ask him "how he is doing at pappas one night"
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Oh, and Richard's boat doesn't even have headers, but the manifold bolts were actually all in the same box and organized. Probably the only thing he did right.
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