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Old 11-14-2008, 05:44 PM
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Everybody carried their own weight it was just a matter of getting a decision made!!! Everyone knows unless it has to do with alcohol i can be a bit, uhhhhh frugal!!! they made fun of me for wearing my pit pass wrist band for 4 days so i didnt have to buy another one!!!
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Originally Posted by bigandy
Everybody carried their own weight it was just a matter of getting a decision made!!! Everyone knows unless it has to do with alcohol i can be a bit, uhhhhh frugal!!! they made fun of me for wearing my pit pass wrist band for 4 days so i didnt have to buy another one!!!
After having the honor of towing 10 hours each way with you and spending a week together, that does not surprise me a bit
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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
I understand you stepping up with this group.....i just felt the cab driver in Destin knew what lane to turn from with out your help
that towel head didnt know **** and my dad didnt kick ass in okinowa for some slant eyed fuqer drunk drivin me around to not take some of my drunk talk!!!!!!!!! I ll biatch slap a mother humper!!!
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Originally Posted by bigandy
that towel head didnt know **** and my dad didnt kick ass in okinowa for some slant eyed fuqer drunk drivin me around to not take some of my drunk talk!!!!!!!!! I ll biatch slap a mother humper!!!
Are you referring to the Cab Driver or Boatman22
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i dunno, i m drunk... my dads never been to okinowa...... what are you writing a book!!!
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Originally Posted by bigandy
i dunno, i m drunk... my dads never been to okinowa...... what are you writing a book!!!
I might.....

the title may be something like....



Back seat driver

Man who barks orders

A captain without a boat

Man who died from Cranberry & Vodka

Man who died from Vodka & Cranberry

Man who died from Tawalka

Man who passed out in the back of my boat

Man who passed out in the back of my truck

Man who hit on my girlfriend

Man who hit on my wife

Man who offended my girlfriend

Man who offended my wife

Man that cooks a good steak

Man who makes a good breakfest

Man who Willis dumped as his bit)h

Man who survived Houthboat fire

Man who sucked a cock for Tawaka




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Old 11-14-2008, 07:45 PM
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that is exactly what it looked like....slow motion
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Originally Posted by bigandy
Ironic statements made last weekend.....

" the trick is you aim for the back of their head not their nose and that way you punch right through them "

" my chit always works, i go down there right now and turn two keys and we will be riding on a boat "

" i like that girl, she wasnt bad for being old and she would be fun to hang out with" " ya thats what my dad's friend said right after he stuck his finger in her a$$ for a $50 "

" i dont care what we do as long as i get to go fishin at least once "

" am i on the trailer straight??? "

" which way is the current??? " " well if the wind is blowing that way wouldnt the current be going that way toooooo, duuuuhhhh! "

....................................... i am sure i am forgetting some
I liked..." you don't talk very much"....the next day "Ya know, now that you talk your a real arsehole" --papa G
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Originally Posted by bigandy
last day, no more time for changin minds and taking votes, to many chiefs in Slapahoe tribe and not enough indians!!!

Every conversation in FL:

"i dunno what do you want to do" "i dont care", "what about you" "doesnt matter to me" "Ok we are going to Arby's..." " i idont like arbys" " i thought we were getting pizza" " when is the boat leaving" " how are we all gonna fit in one car " " can you get there by boat " " i am just stay here " " i need to go by an ATM " " all i have is hundreds " " i am not even hungry " " if we go, we gotta stop and get maalox " " have you tried pepcid " " no does it work " " ya it works good but i am not going " " why " " i dunno " " well what are you going to do " " i dunno " " well if your not going then i am not going " " well if we arent going what are we going to eat " "i dunno what do you want to do" "i dont care", "what about you" "doesnt matter to me"..................................
that is absolutely true....and bigandy was responsible for half of the lines listed above
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Old 11-14-2008, 08:13 PM
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oh and wstultz and Boatman are now a couple .... who woulda thought ??

lots of true lovin
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