tomtbone1993

just buy Smooth and do it.....think about all the extra parts you would have......plus I would sell mine a few 100 less than the 83K he is asking for his rig.......

BY U BOY

Joke: Losing Your Wallet In Mexico

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Losing Your Wallet In Mexico

A guy was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, low and behold, he lost his wallet and all identification.

Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home, but was stopped by a Mexican Customs Agent at the Tijuana border.

May I see your identification, por favor, señor? asked the agent.

'I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet,' replied the guy.

Si, amigo, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border, said the agent.

But I can prove that I'm an American! he exclaimed.

I have a picture of Bill Clinton tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of Hillary Clinton tattooed on the other.

This I must see, replied the agent.

With that, the American dropped his pants and bent over in front of the agent.

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, you're right, exclaimed the agent.

Have a safe trip back to Chicago, Senor.

Thanks! he said. 'But why do you think I'm from Chicago?

The agent replied........

"I recognized Barack Obama in the middle!"

jeff1000man

35 and you can take all the left over gas out of it.

tomtbone1993

looks like you will be enjoying the magnum another year.....

jeff1000man

Not enough extra gas in there to make the deal work?

tomtbone1993

Tanks are full of $3.00 gas......

jeff1000man

Thanks Joew.

tomtbone1993

Please explain the punch line

jeff1000man

jeff1000man

spk1. gnvc up 30% on the day.