jeff1000man

That chick wanted to go out in that boat again, so she hooked up with Spk1.

spk1

Nope,, capt, may have broken in the bandit,, when it was in miami, butt,, little does he know I broke in the bandit b4 it had the tower,
The other guy that owned the magnum,, was a african diamond mine owner,, he told capt if he did anything in the mag,, he would cut his pecker off,, lol true story.

spk1

and if she does she does, lol Im still working on that angle. but we do have a batchelorette party with 15 russian chicks scheduled mid march,, they were low on cash, and wanted to pay $500 for the charter, lol so I decided it was time the magnum did some "ProBoNo" work, lol Its a different world here,, not a place to get a g/f,, but if you want to get laid,, its not an issue.

tomtbone1993

w/ another guy does not count. it needs to be a man w/ a woman....man on man = 0 points

jeff1000man

LMAO

spk1

good point tbone,, man on man = 0 points,, even if ur married, its still 0.

spk1

but if your expecting ,, then we will give you 1/2 point for each man. even if its a weeee man. lol

jeff1000man

Please remove and think of a better come back.

Lame still = 0 also.

spk1

Oh,, so Ive got you giving the expert advise on getting laid, and the points to be awarded,, I believe I will leave my post in tact.

jeff1000man

It is not about getting laid. It is about lame insults. I understand that you are not feeling well, as you are awake 4 hours before your regular time. Please have another nap and think about it.

Since that was an un thought out response. I still award you 0 points.

You can have all the points you want for banging your captains left overs though. From what we have seen, he has some quality left overs. You should be pleased.