The B.S. Thread
06-16-2009, 04:16 PM
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http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/g...thunder-5.html
I found the very last post made in the thread to have a bit of foreshadowing.
I found the very last post made in the thread to have a bit of foreshadowing.
06-16-2009, 04:52 PM
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So I send an email asking about trailer for the boat and the other questions Joe told me to ask, etc and here is the brokers response.
"The trailer is not part of the package. The trailer might be available through a third party. The motors were tested and ran. The fuel may be old. The boat was not surveyed. What the bank wants and what they get depends on the bids. The bank will probably take the best offer they get. "
Well no (hit huh!!
*Name and number of the broker has been removed to protect the innocent.
"The trailer is not part of the package. The trailer might be available through a third party. The motors were tested and ran. The fuel may be old. The boat was not surveyed. What the bank wants and what they get depends on the bids. The bank will probably take the best offer they get. "
Well no (hit huh!!
*Name and number of the broker has been removed to protect the innocent.
06-16-2009, 04:56 PM
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Well Cameron, You must be a natural,, cause you made the perfect first move, lol what you do it,, get jeff, big andy and the others interested,, they will call for the next two weeks low balling the owners,, thenn you show up cash in hand, (exactly five dollars more than their last low ball), then just be real nice,, tell them the boat is beautiful,, keep drinking,,(because you cant close a joew. deal with out being wastedd!), and as soons as he hangs up the phone with one of the conroe guys bidding five dollars more than your last bid,, put your money on the table yell out some sentence fragments,, shake his hand,, and tell him if he doesnt sell it, he takes it in the can. 
the boat will be pretty much yours. 
the boat will be pretty much yours. Now that was some funny reading there. I will follow this plan to the T.
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06-16-2009, 06:23 PM
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Got this from the other web site.
Funny and wrong in so many ways.
(210): I just want to hang out with her.
(916): You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Funny and wrong in so many ways.
(210): I just want to hang out with her.
(916): You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
06-16-2009, 06:23 PM
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And then this one beats all
(970): I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
(303): Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
both sets could have come from the same guy on this thread.
(970): I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
(303): Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
both sets could have come from the same guy on this thread.
