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07-20-2009, 07:58 AM
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They should arrest drunk people for half cooking hot dogs in the microwave, and feeding them to your drunk friends, In other news, idling through the dirt road between joew's house and shannys is a great way to avoid a dui, but only if there are drunk walkers, I hear when faced with a dui or a wwi, the police always choose wwi's first. 
07-20-2009, 09:24 AM
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uhhh, he has a captain for that, and when he is out of town a cuban hooker brings him and Pops food....... and then there is Denny's............
uhmm i want a carafe of orange juice, i want the top half of the carafe to be no pulp and the bottom half to be medium pulp..... i'd like a glass of breast milk with my oatmeal and extra brown sugar.... moons over myhammi.... a meat lovers skillet.... id like my wheat toast to have raisins in it, toasted only on one side, the inside... DO NOT TOAST THE OUTSIDE and cut off the crusts, then deep batter and fry them with a side of ranch.... and id also like two diablo sandwiches and a Dr pepper, and make it quick im in a gosh dam hurry!!!! Get the stipper whatever she wants and dont forget she gets senior citizen pricing and oh Pops, you want anything from the nice lady.....
uhmm i want a carafe of orange juice, i want the top half of the carafe to be no pulp and the bottom half to be medium pulp..... i'd like a glass of breast milk with my oatmeal and extra brown sugar.... moons over myhammi.... a meat lovers skillet.... id like my wheat toast to have raisins in it, toasted only on one side, the inside... DO NOT TOAST THE OUTSIDE and cut off the crusts, then deep batter and fry them with a side of ranch.... and id also like two diablo sandwiches and a Dr pepper, and make it quick im in a gosh dam hurry!!!! Get the stipper whatever she wants and dont forget she gets senior citizen pricing and oh Pops, you want anything from the nice lady.....
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uhhh, he has a captain for that, and when he is out of town a cuban hooker brings him and Pops food....... and then there is Denny's............
uhmm i want a carafe of orange juice, i want the top half of the carafe to be no pulp and the bottom half to be medium pulp..... i'd like a glass of breast milk with my oatmeal and extra brown sugar.... moons over myhammi.... a meat lovers skillet.... id like my wheat toast to have raisins in it, toasted only on one side, the inside... DO NOT TOAST THE OUTSIDE and cut off the crusts, then deep batter and fry them with a side of ranch.... and id also like two diablo sandwiches and a Dr pepper, and make it quick im in a gosh dam hurry!!!! Get the stipper whatever she wants and dont forget she gets senior citizen pricing and oh Pops, you want anything from the nice lady.....
uhmm i want a carafe of orange juice, i want the top half of the carafe to be no pulp and the bottom half to be medium pulp..... i'd like a glass of breast milk with my oatmeal and extra brown sugar.... moons over myhammi.... a meat lovers skillet.... id like my wheat toast to have raisins in it, toasted only on one side, the inside... DO NOT TOAST THE OUTSIDE and cut off the crusts, then deep batter and fry them with a side of ranch.... and id also like two diablo sandwiches and a Dr pepper, and make it quick im in a gosh dam hurry!!!! Get the stipper whatever she wants and dont forget she gets senior citizen pricing and oh Pops, you want anything from the nice lady.....
BigAndy's philosophy for life.....never order anything directly off of the menu.
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before this your only accomplishment was marrying a girl with big chi chi's but that is some funny shoit............ you are now a member of the group!!! it is nothing to be proud of and it will soon cause you to be unemployed and your liver to eventually fail but wtf!!!! lets get drunk
Remind me to never go to Denny's with you. On second thought, watching you order some toasted bread (inside only) might be pretty funny.
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07-20-2009, 06:40 PM
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07-20-2009, 07:03 PM
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Don't forget TxLefty taking home the waitress for is own little desert......
