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None of you guys (especially Trojan Man) should ever visit down here again.
I have wrapped the whole place in crime scene tape.
Nothing to see here folks. Go on about your business.. Nothing to see.
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SOMETHING TO KEEP IN MIND…
Purchasing
The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship
it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
This is Heather.
Leasing
On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker,
Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other,
charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!
This is Kristen.
Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years,
he would have paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every
night for 5 years (a $41.7 million savings).
Value-added benefits are:
A 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache,
plays all requests, no *****ing and complaining or 'honey-do' lists.
Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when asked.
All at 1/7th the cost, and no legal fees.
Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.
SOMETHING TO KEEP IN MIND…
Purchasing
The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship
it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
This is Heather.
Leasing
On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker,
Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other,
charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!
This is Kristen.
Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years,
he would have paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every
night for 5 years (a $41.7 million savings).
Value-added benefits are:
A 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache,
plays all requests, no *****ing and complaining or 'honey-do' lists.
Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when asked.
All at 1/7th the cost, and no legal fees.
Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.
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