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Old 09-29-2009, 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Trojan-man
you better record the fun biotch bc nobody is believing your stories....they all think you guys are sitting on broken down boats eating pizza
It's all lies. and my camera battery is dead and the charger is still at home. That should pretty much take care of it.

None of you guys (especially Trojan Man) should ever visit down here again.

I have wrapped the whole place in crime scene tape.

Nothing to see here folks. Go on about your business.. Nothing to see.
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Old 09-29-2009, 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted by jeff1000man
I have wrapped the whole place in crime scene tape.

Nothing to see here folks. Go on about your business.. Nothing to see.
Were you working on engines again???
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Old 09-29-2009, 10:22 AM
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You guys need to pick us up at the airport in Austin for the bachelor party. We will be in around 5:30 friday evening.

Thanks.
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oh wow

http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=3954
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joe

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Originally Posted by wstultz
Were you working on engines again???
BIP
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Old 09-29-2009, 02:00 PM
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See Whores are not that bad!


SOMETHING TO KEEP IN MIND…




Purchasing





The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship

it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.



This is Heather.







Leasing





On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker,

Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other,

charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!



This is Kristen.




Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years,

he would have paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every

night for 5 years (a $41.7 million savings).


Value-added benefits are:

A 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache,

plays all requests, no *****ing and complaining or 'honey-do' lists.

Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when asked.

All at 1/7th the cost, and no legal fees.
Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.
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Old 09-29-2009, 02:17 PM
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Good info. too bad I'm not using it.
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Old 09-29-2009, 02:42 PM
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The Bandit is leaving the dock for Miami for the evening.
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Originally Posted by jeff1000man
The Bandit is leaving the dock for Miami for the evening.
Watch out for Buffard T. Justice
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