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Old 05-10-2007, 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by bigandy
its ok if they are really skanky i triple bag it, 2 on me and one on their head. Its good for a girls self esteem and you would be surprised what a turn on it is when they cry the whole time.... right up until the point where you turn them into glazed donut ATM machine
You always did have a way with the ladies I think I just got sick to my stomach thanks
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Originally Posted by bigandy
since when do texans have a bad name, besides that guy is from canada, look at his name. and then look at what he just bought last month on ebay, pretty funny.

but you should really think about getting a new hobby because what are you doint looking at 20 year old fishing boats in the first place???

Are me and george the only ones on the lake today or what?? Come on baldwick, lets find some bikers and make them earn forty dollars the hard way!!!
Yes, some people have to work d1ckhole !!!!!























I am just glad I am not one of those people.
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Old 05-10-2007, 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by bigandy
its ok if they are really skanky i triple bag it, 2 on me and one on their head. Its good for a girls self esteem and you would be surprised what a turn on it is when they cry the whole time.... right up until the point where you turn them into glazed donut ATM machine
Obviously, his parents didnt remove the key from the HBO/Cable box when he was little.
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Old 05-10-2007, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by joew.
You always did have a way with the ladies I think I just got sick to my stomach thanks
what its not like I'm into cleveland steamers, or Rusty trombones or dirty sanchez's or something gross or degrading.

Your old roommate has a roll of film from the donkey show in mexico maybe you ought to go to the di(k doctor, you can get stuff from a toilet seat you know.
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or snowballing, or mushroom stamping, or bukkake, or felching or pegging or.........

what, so i have the internet. You learn things your way i learn them my way!
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Originally Posted by bigandy
or snowballing, or mushroom stamping, or bukkake, or felching or pegging or.........

what, so i have the internet. You learn things your way i learn them my way!
o.k., o.k., but what the f is felching?
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i am not sure you really want to know......
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=felching
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You are right. I didn't want to know. What are ya'll doin tonight?
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hopefully giving whomever george has on his boat an angry pirate

angry pirate:

when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass. One eye closed walking like she has a peg leg. ie, an angry pirate.

Or maybe just sitting on the skanktuary and having a few cocktails. I have a cold and it sucks.
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