The B.S. Thread
12-22-2009, 10:42 AM
Well guys Im back, not quite as thrilled about it as in the past, I got back here and bragged about Texas for the past two months, we got here, and first thing I did was take Monica and mica(my step daughter), to papasitos for lunch, I was excited to let them try some real texmex, cause you just cant get it like that in florida, while we ate lunch, some of the lowest mother fu(kers on the planet, broke into the car with a screwdriver, and stole everyone of our bags, all of micas christmas presents were inside, all of what monica bought me, all of what I bought my nephews, all our family christmas cards, and of course the basics clothes and etc, it was about a $5000 hit, it hurts to have your new family raped like that, in a place you love, call home, and want to move back to, and even worst to know some motherfu(kers are low enough to steal a childs toys on christmas, Monica couldnt speak for about two hours, and mica, just smile, told me its ok, we will still have fun, and hasnt complained once about losing anything, this kid is a champ, I swear, she is sure santa is bringing her a white nintendo dsi, for being good all year, (it was stolen), of course Im going to kill myself to make sure I find another one she deserves it,, if I had the time Id keep waiting in the papasitos parking lot to catch these guys in the act, I swear to every one of you I will sit in jail for what I plan on doing to these motherfu9kers, and Im going to keep looking when I have time, all I want for christmas now is to have these low lifes sit in the intensive care unit for christmas,
12-22-2009, 12:06 PM
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It appears kelly and I will not be living in River Plantaion either.....
http://www.montgomerycountynews.net/...icle&view=1133
http://www.montgomerycountynews.net/...icle&view=1133
12-22-2009, 01:19 PM
It appears kelly and I will not be living in River Plantaion either.....
http://www.montgomerycountynews.net/...icle&view=1133
http://www.montgomerycountynews.net/...icle&view=1133
12-22-2009, 01:29 PM
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12-22-2009, 03:52 PM
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If anyone is looking for a Manhouse here it is......http://search.har.com/engine/502-Sta...AR94840031.htm
Kelly and I looked at it yesterday, the back yard and shop is awesome.....the house is just to small for what we want.
Kelly and I looked at it yesterday, the back yard and shop is awesome.....the house is just to small for what we want.
12-22-2009, 04:17 PM
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12-22-2009, 04:26 PM
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http://search.har.com/engine/12571-S...AR63555438.htm
http://search.har.com/engine/11389-G...AR90571147.htm
12-22-2009, 04:41 PM
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the only good news I have had all day.....
WASHINGTON – Want to keep IRS auditors away? Keep your earnings under $200,000 and they won't bother you 99 percent of the time.
IRS enforcement numbers, released Tuesday, show that returns under that amount have a 1 percent chance of getting audited.
Returns showing income of $200,000 and above have a nearly 3 percent audit chance. The percentage jumps to more than 6 percent for returns showing earnings of $1 million or more.
The percentages apply to both individual and joint returns.
The number of audits jumped 11 percent from 2008 to 2009 for returns with earnings of $200,000 or more, but rose 30 percent for returns showing earnings of $1 million or more. For those under $200,000 the number of audits remained steady.
The IRS conducted 1.4 million audits of individual returns in the financial year ended Sept. 30, with more than 1 million conducted through correspondence with the taxpayer. The others were conducted through face-to-face meetings with IRS auditors.
The IRS does not do random audits, but does conduct "research audits" that will test compliance in business tax categories. In 2010, the target will be payroll taxes, according to Steve Miller, deputy commissioner for enforcement.
What happens if you're audited while unemployed? The IRS may give you a break.
"While our assessments were up, the ability to pay went down drastically" due to the economy, Miller said. "We have a series of tools. We can have them pay partially, over time. If the money is not collectible, it's treated as non-collectible. It's going to depend on each case.
"We have to ensure there's a balance between our responsibility to collect taxes with economic realities. We give people more time and determine how fast they can pay and whether they can pay."
The total revenue collected from IRS enforcement actions, $48.9 billion in 2009, is a drop from $56.4 billion in 2008 and $59.2 billion in 2007.
Miller said the higher numbers in 2007 and 2008 reflect collections from settlements of several major tax shelter cases.
The IRS has stepped up its examination of tax-exempt organizations, checking the books of more than 10,000 groups in 2009 compared to 7,800 the previous year.
The number of business tax returns examined was down slightly in 2009 from the previous year
WASHINGTON – Want to keep IRS auditors away? Keep your earnings under $200,000 and they won't bother you 99 percent of the time.
IRS enforcement numbers, released Tuesday, show that returns under that amount have a 1 percent chance of getting audited.
Returns showing income of $200,000 and above have a nearly 3 percent audit chance. The percentage jumps to more than 6 percent for returns showing earnings of $1 million or more.
The percentages apply to both individual and joint returns.
The number of audits jumped 11 percent from 2008 to 2009 for returns with earnings of $200,000 or more, but rose 30 percent for returns showing earnings of $1 million or more. For those under $200,000 the number of audits remained steady.
The IRS conducted 1.4 million audits of individual returns in the financial year ended Sept. 30, with more than 1 million conducted through correspondence with the taxpayer. The others were conducted through face-to-face meetings with IRS auditors.
The IRS does not do random audits, but does conduct "research audits" that will test compliance in business tax categories. In 2010, the target will be payroll taxes, according to Steve Miller, deputy commissioner for enforcement.
What happens if you're audited while unemployed? The IRS may give you a break.
"While our assessments were up, the ability to pay went down drastically" due to the economy, Miller said. "We have a series of tools. We can have them pay partially, over time. If the money is not collectible, it's treated as non-collectible. It's going to depend on each case.
"We have to ensure there's a balance between our responsibility to collect taxes with economic realities. We give people more time and determine how fast they can pay and whether they can pay."
The total revenue collected from IRS enforcement actions, $48.9 billion in 2009, is a drop from $56.4 billion in 2008 and $59.2 billion in 2007.
Miller said the higher numbers in 2007 and 2008 reflect collections from settlements of several major tax shelter cases.
The IRS has stepped up its examination of tax-exempt organizations, checking the books of more than 10,000 groups in 2009 compared to 7,800 the previous year.
The number of business tax returns examined was down slightly in 2009 from the previous year
