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MBA only buy's 35 fountains because they come with phone books sewn into the seats.
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> A woman who was
> beaten black and blue, goes to the
> doctor.
> Doctor: What
> happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know
what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he
beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I
have a real good medicine for that. Whenever your
husband comes home inebriated, just take a glass of
chamomile tea and start gargling with it.
Just gargle and
gargle."
Two weeks later
she returns to the doctor,and looks reborn and fresh
again.
Woman:
"Doc, That was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband
came home drunk, I gargled with chamomile tea and
gargled and nothing happened.
Doctor:
"You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!"
> beaten black and blue, goes to the
> doctor.
> Doctor: What
> happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know
what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he
beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I
have a real good medicine for that. Whenever your
husband comes home inebriated, just take a glass of
chamomile tea and start gargling with it.
Just gargle and
gargle."
Two weeks later
she returns to the doctor,and looks reborn and fresh
again.
Woman:
"Doc, That was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband
came home drunk, I gargled with chamomile tea and
gargled and nothing happened.
Doctor:
"You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!"
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Prices are sure starting to get decent on these old turds
http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o32628-en.html
I am not a fan of the beak boats, but I would drive this.
http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o32628-en.html
I am not a fan of the beak boats, but I would drive this.
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I think Stroman is having a party. Jeffro has become quite the social animal. Maybe that can be his new nickname....Animal. Like the crazy bastard on the muppets that sperts out random noises out of the blue. This has been Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy.