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Old 05-15-2007, 10:19 PM
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6. boat 27 up, 16 down

An amphibious vehicle used to transport people from one area to another via water (duh).

a boat is commonly used by rednecks to escape from the old lady and drink lots of beer. They tend to use the excuse that they are fishing, although really they are just drinking lots of beer and watching the water.

Many times a boat can also be used to transport illegal aliens from Cuba(and other Latin American countries) to the United States. Often these boats are captured, repainted, and sold to rednecks.

Loads of middle class white men want boats, but they never get them. Only the bold white trash people get them.

A very costly mistake of some people is to confuse a boat with a yacht or a ship. Only rich people can afford those, or a redneck with no house. Therefor they are not in the category of boats.

African Americans never want boats, because they cant swim.

Only rednecks and white trash have boats
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Old 05-15-2007, 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
my old rig with my name soley on the title My genartor was bigger than the mills you have pushin your tubs.....so go pick on some one else.....I was playin with cruisers when you boys were trying to figure out why your balls itched
How did you do on that boat with your name solely on the title ??
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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
You should really rethink that comment. Blackwood would dump your mom like a bad habit if I tell him too. Its to bad all the class she has did not get passed down to you. Poor fellow, I will pray for you tonight
Talk all you want to, but the new rule is:

People with boats not running can only pick on other people with boats not running.

For example:

Tom: wstultz, you are a ****hole and you captain a rowboat...

Wstultz: Up yours gorillas in the mist, at least I only have 1 engine not working, not 3....

Officially:

Trojan: working condition
Smooth Valdez: non working EPA violation
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Old 05-15-2007, 11:00 PM
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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
some more pictures for you crusier homos to jerk off too
No really.....all bs aside, that is a good lookin boat, I would love to get my hands on some diesels.....
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Old 05-16-2007, 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Trojan-man
Talk all you want to, but the new rule is:

People with boats not running can only pick on other people with boats not running.

For example:

Tom: wstultz, you are a ****hole and you captain a rowboat...

Wstultz: Up yours gorillas in the mist, at least I only have 1 engine not working, not 3....

Officially:

Trojan: working condition
Smooth Valdez: non working EPA violation

I do not recommend going after the officers of the club not a good move. Boats running not running it does not matter.

What does matter is we were at Tickfaw, You were not. You where at home playing with your Lincoln Logs tryin to build houses.


Originally Posted by Trojan-man
How did you do on that boat with your name solely on the title ??

my good kredit
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Old 05-16-2007, 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Trojan-man
No really.....all bs aside, that is a good lookin boat, I would love to get my hands on some diesels.....
I new you homos would like those pics......BTW I bought it for 24K
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Old 05-16-2007, 10:14 AM
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Had a great time last night putting my tins on the engine and getting it prepped to drop in only to realize, during the last step, that the block was wrong. It's not really wrong but the dipstick hole was on the wrong side. Now I have to weld that dumbA$$ addapter on there. SS$$$$$$$$HHHHHIIIIITTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
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Old 05-16-2007, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by wstultz
Had a great time last night putting my tins on the engine and getting it prepped to drop in only to realize, during the last step, that the block was wrong. It's not really wrong but the dipstick hole was on the wrong side. Now I have to weld that dumbA$$ addapter on there. SS$$$$$$$$HHHHHIIIIITTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
That would have never happened to Jeff
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Originally Posted by Trojan-man
No really.....all bs aside, that is a good lookin boat, I would love to get my hands on some big hairy balls, mmmmmm yummmmmy.....
Chad, did wade get a hold of your computer again?!?
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