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Old 05-17-2007, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
i am not even suppose to be here today....

-Clerks
try not to suck any di(k in the parking lot!!!!

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Old 05-17-2007, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by bigandy
try not to suck any di(k in the parking lot!!!!

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You sucked 38 Cocks???

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Old 05-17-2007, 01:51 PM
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Islander will be in the open water in T minus 20 minutes. Halla if you want some of this sweet action. First on the list is get golf balls. It is a tuff life
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Old 05-17-2007, 01:55 PM
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my blood pressure is better now. I just wolfed down a nice KFC Bowl with xtra chicken and cheese. Chased it down with a large Pepsi. Now I am listening to the soothing sound of the Safety-Kleen truck sucking used oil out of our storm drains, so the city of Houston does not shut us down. Now if my jackazz customer will show his late azz up my day will be better.
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Old 05-17-2007, 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
you are not out of the loop nothing has been done to the boat without your expert supervision.....although I did take the 5 garbage bags of beer cans to the dumpster
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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
you are not out of the loop nothing has been done to the boat without your expert supervision.....although I did take the 5 garbage bags of beer cans to the dumpster
So in other words there was no chance of Smooth Operator hitting the lake today even if you were off. Thanks for getting our hopes up for nothing.
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Old 05-17-2007, 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by jeff1000man
So in other words there was no chance of Smooth Operator hitting the lake today even if you were off. Thanks for getting our hopes up for nothing.

None of our hopes were up.
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Old 05-17-2007, 04:12 PM
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4:10 and still at work.............

I am not even suppose to be here today...
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Old 05-17-2007, 04:41 PM
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Give your customers the burzerker!
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Old 05-17-2007, 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by jeff1000man
So in other words there was no chance of Smooth Operator hitting the lake today even if you were off. Thanks for getting our hopes up for nothing.
bust my balls when my chit is broke.....JoeW. goes plowing in front of your shack and looks the other way......how does that work?
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