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05-22-2007, 12:19 PM
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05-22-2007, 12:19 PM
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the management company, mike mayer dont tell him i sent you it will not get you anywhere.
the jeff idea wasnt bad though, i am sure he would rent you his place, he could take you in a john boat over to papas i know he has planty of animated japanese porn dvds and i think he has an asian massage parlor on speed dial that i assume has girls working there too, for your occasion??
the jeff idea wasnt bad though, i am sure he would rent you his place, he could take you in a john boat over to papas i know he has planty of animated japanese porn dvds and i think he has an asian massage parlor on speed dial that i assume has girls working there too, for your occasion??
05-22-2007, 12:20 PM
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05-22-2007, 12:20 PM
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nah, andy's chitter works just fine, I done blown it up 4,379 times. He needs practicing emptying the chitter out anyways, he has only done it twice. The skank must have a 200 gallon holding tank, it takes about 30 minutes to empty.....
05-22-2007, 12:27 PM
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something for Lefty, Mush Mouth, and SPK1 since they are always hungry
Summer's on the way and so are more chilly blended drinks to help you beat the heat. But what's often on the other end of that straw can be scary (unless you have a THIRST for calories!). Here's HG's latest list of drinkable disasters...
Krispy Kreme - Mocha Dream Chiller
(12 oz: 670 calories, 28g fat, 320mg sodium, 105g carbs, 1g fiber, 58g sugars, 3g protein)
Krispy Kreme's spin on a creamy, frozen, chocolate java drink is kompletely krazy! Packed with fat and calories, this 12-oz. sip is teeny compared to the others on our list! Order their other size, a 20-ouncer, and you'll be sucking down 1,050 calories and 41 fat grams. Blech! Come on, Krispy Kreme, what did that little coffee bean ever do to deserve this?!?
Dairy Queen - Peanut Butter Malt
(15 oz: 870 calories, 46g fat, 630mg sodium, 94g carbs, 3g fiber, 70g sugars, 21g protein)
If you think drinking a PB beverage is any safer than inhaling a whole bunch of peanut butter cups, you're just plain nuts! This creamy malt is setting record highs this summer -- a whopping 870 calories for the smallest size available! Upgrade to the medium and you're lookin' at 1,230 calories. (Pssst... HG's got a version with fewer than 150 calories!)
Starbucks - Double Chocolate Chip Frappuccino Blended Crème with Whipped Cream
(16 oz: 580 calories, 22g fat, 370mg sodium, 86g carbs, 3g fiber, 65g sugars, 14g protein)
Talk about a coffee shop flop! This silly chilly frap packs 580 calories -- for some chocolate-chip flavored liquid?!? If we're gonna spend close to 600 calories fulfilling a chocolate chip craving, we can think of far more fun ways to do it than this! But our friends at the 'Bucks do offer some awesome guilt-free options for sweet summer sips. This just isn't one of them...
Fatburger - Chocolate Ice Cream Shake
(16 oz: 880 calories, 38g fat, 370mg sodium, 120g carbs, 4g fiber, 75g sugars, 14g protein)
Okay, it's pretty much a given that you're not gonna get a skinny shake from a place named Fatburger. But nearly 900 calories for a chocolate shake is just excessive! You could down TEN creamy chocolate Fudgsicles for fewer calories than that (although we don't recommend that either, so don't get any ideas).
Dunkin' Donuts - Vanilla Bean Coolatta
(16 oz: 440 calories, 17g fat, 95mg sodium, 70g carbs, 1g fiber, 69g sugars, 1g protein)
This seemingly innocent option thought it would slip by unnoticed, but the HG radar snagged it! Who knew a vanilla bean could stir up so much trouble? Seventeen fat grams and more than 400 calories for a cold coffee drink is NOT the way to go. What gives, Double D? Serving up a beverage with nearly two-and-a-half times the calories and fat found in one of your glazed donuts takes a 'latta nerve! If you find yourself at Dunkin', go for one of their flavored coffees over ice with some no-cal sweetener and a splash of milk (skim, soy, or even regular -- you'll still save LOTS of calories!).
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Summer's on the way and so are more chilly blended drinks to help you beat the heat. But what's often on the other end of that straw can be scary (unless you have a THIRST for calories!). Here's HG's latest list of drinkable disasters...
Krispy Kreme - Mocha Dream Chiller
(12 oz: 670 calories, 28g fat, 320mg sodium, 105g carbs, 1g fiber, 58g sugars, 3g protein)
Krispy Kreme's spin on a creamy, frozen, chocolate java drink is kompletely krazy! Packed with fat and calories, this 12-oz. sip is teeny compared to the others on our list! Order their other size, a 20-ouncer, and you'll be sucking down 1,050 calories and 41 fat grams. Blech! Come on, Krispy Kreme, what did that little coffee bean ever do to deserve this?!?
Dairy Queen - Peanut Butter Malt
(15 oz: 870 calories, 46g fat, 630mg sodium, 94g carbs, 3g fiber, 70g sugars, 21g protein)
If you think drinking a PB beverage is any safer than inhaling a whole bunch of peanut butter cups, you're just plain nuts! This creamy malt is setting record highs this summer -- a whopping 870 calories for the smallest size available! Upgrade to the medium and you're lookin' at 1,230 calories. (Pssst... HG's got a version with fewer than 150 calories!)
Starbucks - Double Chocolate Chip Frappuccino Blended Crème with Whipped Cream
(16 oz: 580 calories, 22g fat, 370mg sodium, 86g carbs, 3g fiber, 65g sugars, 14g protein)
Talk about a coffee shop flop! This silly chilly frap packs 580 calories -- for some chocolate-chip flavored liquid?!? If we're gonna spend close to 600 calories fulfilling a chocolate chip craving, we can think of far more fun ways to do it than this! But our friends at the 'Bucks do offer some awesome guilt-free options for sweet summer sips. This just isn't one of them...
Fatburger - Chocolate Ice Cream Shake
(16 oz: 880 calories, 38g fat, 370mg sodium, 120g carbs, 4g fiber, 75g sugars, 14g protein)
Okay, it's pretty much a given that you're not gonna get a skinny shake from a place named Fatburger. But nearly 900 calories for a chocolate shake is just excessive! You could down TEN creamy chocolate Fudgsicles for fewer calories than that (although we don't recommend that either, so don't get any ideas).
Dunkin' Donuts - Vanilla Bean Coolatta
(16 oz: 440 calories, 17g fat, 95mg sodium, 70g carbs, 1g fiber, 69g sugars, 1g protein)
This seemingly innocent option thought it would slip by unnoticed, but the HG radar snagged it! Who knew a vanilla bean could stir up so much trouble? Seventeen fat grams and more than 400 calories for a cold coffee drink is NOT the way to go. What gives, Double D? Serving up a beverage with nearly two-and-a-half times the calories and fat found in one of your glazed donuts takes a 'latta nerve! If you find yourself at Dunkin', go for one of their flavored coffees over ice with some no-cal sweetener and a splash of milk (skim, soy, or even regular -- you'll still save LOTS of calories!).
For more shockers, guilt-free recipes, swaps and food finds, sign up for Hungry Girl's FREE daily emails at hungry-girl.com.
