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Old 05-23-2007, 10:30 PM
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
I live in a semi rural area. I recently had a new neighbor (who built a half barn/house on Bowells road) call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."
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Old 05-23-2007, 10:32 PM
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
I know an individual who plugged his power strip back into itself and couldn't understand why his system would not turn on.
A guy with a boat named the "Crap Shoot".

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man
IDIOT SIGHTING:
When I arrived at a range rover dealership to pick up my car, I was told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found Tomtbone working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the salesman, "its open!

His reply, "I know - I already got that side."

This was at the range rover dealership in Houston, TX !


stick to false insurance claims








On another note, I will post a link. I see no reason for the peanut gallery to chime in.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=159065
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
Fat and Bald guy. Drinks way to much and pisses off every female that will listen to him. He lives in Diamondhead


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Old 05-23-2007, 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
On another note, I will post a link. I see no reason for the peanut gallery to chime in.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=159065
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I know someone who might take it for the payoff. Keep your head up Louie. At least you are getting a little warranty action.
I guess no need for the peanut gallery to chime in does not apply to you........
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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
I didn't "hear chit" I called Fountain with my fuel problem and got a call back with thin 15 minutes. I also got a follow up call 2 days later. I suppose they could care less my boat is only 15 years old. But as always thanks for comming to the jump on Fountain band wagon.


As far as Louie's concerns, I have an idea but will let him explain.

You either I see
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Old 05-23-2007, 10:57 PM
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this must be the duck thats pissed at tom.

you really should call the next day
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6l9XlyrnEs
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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
I guess no need for the peanut gallery to chime in does not apply to you........
"If you drop a pebble in a pond it makes ripples and soon they cover the whole pond." Bruce Lee
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Poor Louie. I think we all feel his pain....Just not in as grand of a scale.
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whats wrong with louies boat?
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