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05-24-2007, 04:34 PM
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I say with all the new immigration proposals,, all you need to do is take your house plans, keep the original square footage, and ad 15-20 more rooms,, and rent to own, then you can buy a brand new trojan. 
05-24-2007, 04:58 PM
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05-24-2007, 05:11 PM
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Texan's in HEAVEN
Gabriel went to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. We
have some Texans up here who are causing problems. They're
swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, and they are
wearing T-shirts instead of their robes; there's barbecue sauce
and Picante sauce all over everything, especially their T-shirts;
their dogs are riding in the chariots and chasing the sheep;
they are wearing baseball caps and cowboy hats instead of
their halos. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clean,
and their boots are marking and scuffing up the halls of Wisdom.
There are watermelon seeds and tortilla chip crumbs all over the
place. Some of them are walking around with just one wing; and
they insist on bringing their horses with them."
The Lord said, "Texans are Texans, Gabriel. Heaven is home to
call of my children. If you want to know about real problems,
call the Devil."
So Gabriel calls the Devil who answers the phone and says,
"Hello---hold on a minute." When he returns to the phone the
Devil says, "O.K., I am back. What can I do for you? "
Gabriel replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems
you're having down there with the Texans."
The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something."
After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said.
"I'm back. Now what was the question?"
Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having down there
with the Texans?"
The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this ... hold on." This
time the Devil was gone 15 minutes and when he returns he says,
"I am sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Those Texans have
put out the fire and are trying to install air conditioning."
Gabriel went to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. We
have some Texans up here who are causing problems. They're
swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, and they are
wearing T-shirts instead of their robes; there's barbecue sauce
and Picante sauce all over everything, especially their T-shirts;
their dogs are riding in the chariots and chasing the sheep;
they are wearing baseball caps and cowboy hats instead of
their halos. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clean,
and their boots are marking and scuffing up the halls of Wisdom.
There are watermelon seeds and tortilla chip crumbs all over the
place. Some of them are walking around with just one wing; and
they insist on bringing their horses with them."
The Lord said, "Texans are Texans, Gabriel. Heaven is home to
call of my children. If you want to know about real problems,
call the Devil."
So Gabriel calls the Devil who answers the phone and says,
"Hello---hold on a minute." When he returns to the phone the
Devil says, "O.K., I am back. What can I do for you? "
Gabriel replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems
you're having down there with the Texans."
The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something."
After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said.
"I'm back. Now what was the question?"
Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having down there
with the Texans?"
The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this ... hold on." This
time the Devil was gone 15 minutes and when he returns he says,
"I am sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Those Texans have
put out the fire and are trying to install air conditioning."
05-24-2007, 05:12 PM
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