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Old 06-05-2007, 09:51 AM
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HEy,,
I got a video clip of the discussion just after you guys got back from blackwoods during jeffs party last weekend.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVXcO...elated&search=
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Careful there sailor, Make sure she is not too loud because you might want to listen to your wife when she is saying WOO HOO FASTER FASTER uh uh uh waaade waaaaaaade is 320 degrees normal for oil temp! Maybe a nice pontoon is better suited for your current relationship? And I bet Andy has one he will sell you.
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Oh yah, no ring is in my future right now or ever. I will be lookin for the next girlfriend very soon. She will be long and preferably white with a lot of horsepower. She will also have to make a lot of noise so I can't her my present girlfriend complain about how Creed folded into her sister, and how she wants to get married and have a perfect life just like them.
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Careful there sailor, Make sure she is not too loud because you might want to listen to your wife when she is saying WOO HOO FASTER FASTER uh uh uh waaade waaaaaaade is 320 degrees normal for oil temp! Maybe a nice pontoon is better suited for your current relationship? And I bet Andy has one he will sell you.
Andy will trade you a pontoon boat for a used set of tires, bucket of chicken, valve job on the skank, tank of gas and a case of beer.

Oh wait that is what he traded to get the pontoon boat.
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My sac is well intact thank you. I am selling my current boat to get a bigger, faster one. I don't give a $hit what relationship i'm in....I will always have a boat and it will always win over whatever she says.

BigAndy, you suck

Rcolter, kiss my A$$.

Spick 1, your cool.

Tboner, don't do it. One vagina for the rest of your life.

Lefty eye, hurry up and fix your boat...if you were wroking on it yourself you'd be back in the water already.

Jeff, your # of engines blown is growing daily.


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Originally Posted by wstultz
My sac is well intact thank you. I am selling my current boat to get a bigger, faster one. I don't give a $hit what relationship i'm in....I will always have a boat and it will always win over whatever she says.

BigAndy, you suck

Rcolter, kiss my A$$.

Spick 1, your cool.

Tboner, don't do it. One vagina for the rest of your life.

Lefty eye, hurry up and fix your boat...if you were wroking on it yourself you'd be back in the water already.

Jeff, your # of engines blown is growing daily.


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So you are kicking creed to the curb then. I figured you would tell him in person, not announce it over the internet. Man you sure know how to break up a happy home. Guess you just lost your free tractor rides, and your share of the Newspaper business. Oh and since you are getting a bigger faster boat, I guess that means a new truck?
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I just got laid.....and I have a 42 in storage clean and ready to go. Thats right my 1 vagina cleaned it Sunday night.

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Originally Posted by Rcolter
So you are kicking creed to the curb then. I figured you would tell him in person, not announce it over the internet. Man you sure know how to break up a happy home. Guess you just lost your free tractor rides, and your share of the Newspaper business. Oh and since you are getting a bigger faster boat, I guess that means a new truck?
a new truck? why so he can get hit by a van load of wetbacks again???
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The correct phrase is "Cram it up your cramhole LeFleur!"

The parts have been ordered for the Trojan, just waiting on them to come in, just heard back from the mechanic...I mean technician after 3 weeks.......

Heard through the grapevine....creed will be selling his fountain within the year.........Bed Bath and Beyond is getting too expensive.....
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Spick 1, your cool.
I already have the throttles in the new MTI he is getting, so you can go kiss someone else's azz
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a new truck? why so he can get hit by a van load of wetbacks again???
No he needs the boat to break 70s that dodge wont do that. I would let him borrow mine but I think 65 might be pushing it.
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