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Old 04-03-2007, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by wstultz
557 posts with absolutely no point........Congratulations!
Is it me?, Or are all the threads becoming the BS thread?
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Originally Posted by spk1
Is it me?, Or are all the threads becoming the BS thread?
That would be a yes... I think I am picking up your trailer for Jeff is that cool??
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Lefty, why did Connie hit on every guy with a pulse and a penis?
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Yes, thats cool with me,, When you pull it out of the drive way,, It looks like it would be easier to go to the left,, but dont,, they put these curbs up to keep old people from falling into the ditches, , and you wont make the turn,, so just exit the driveway to the right,, and then turn left on panorama drive and go out the back way,,, much easier. Tell jefff the tires are goiing to need a little air before he puts the boat on, I rememeber one of the center tires was low.
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What lines do you think lefty uses on these girls?,,, inquiring minds want to know. (should this be in a new thread?) LMAO.
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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
Lefty, why did Connie hit on every guy with a pulse and a penis?
Every guy would include Lefty, right?
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Originally Posted by joew.
Every guy would include Lefty, right?
that was before lefty traded in his 49 year old girl for a 13 year old girl
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Originally Posted by spk1
What lines do you think lefty uses on these girls?,,, inquiring minds want to know. (should this be in a new thread?) LMAO.
Letterman's Top 10 Lines Lefty uses on woman

10) I get free beer at Bw3's

9) Your 16 right?

8) I was a Delt from 1985 to 1999

7) I drove the Jaguar today caused I loaned out the Hummer

6) I drove the Hummer today cause I loaned out the Jaguar

5) I drove the Benz today cause the Jag and the Hummer were dirty

4) I live on the Lake

3) I do not discrimate against age

2) I own a 38 Foutain

AND the #1 Pick line for Lefty's women is................................................ .................................................. .................................................. .............................
I need to go load up my Fountain with my Hummer and take it too my Lake House and park it next to my Jaguar and my Benz..



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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
Letterman's Top 10 Lines Lefty uses on woman

10) I get free beer at Bw3's

9) Your 16 right?

8) I was a Delt from 1985 to 1999

7) I drove the Jaguar today caused I loaned out the Hummer

6) I drove the Hummer today cause I loaned out the Jaguar

5) I drove the Benz today cause the Jag and the Hummer were dirty

4) I live on the Lake

3) I do not discrimate against age

2) I own a 38 Foutain

AND the #1 Pick line for Lefty's women is................................................ .................................................. .................................................. .............................
I need to go load up my Fountain with my Hummer and take it too my Lake House and park it next to my Jaguar and my Benz..



You left out all of the gray area's and made it sound really good Tom. Would you happen to be a car salesman?
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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
Letterman's Top 10 Lines Lefty uses on woman

10) I get free beer at Bw3's

9) Your 16 right?

8) I was a Delt from 1985 to 1999

7) I drove the Jaguar today caused I loaned out the Hummer

6) I drove the Hummer today cause I loaned out the Jaguar

5) I drove the Benz today cause the Jag and the Hummer were dirty

4) I live on the Lake

3) I do not discrimate against age

2) I own a 38 Foutain

AND the #1 Pick line for Lefty's women is................................................ .................................................. .................................................. .............................
I need to go load up my Fountain with my Hummer and take it too my Lake House and park it next to my Jaguar and my Benz..



Damn this is funny......gotta put it on a t-shirt!
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