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Old 06-29-2007, 03:43 PM
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Time for the deep thought of the weekend.





> > Pretty Deep..............Think About It!
> >
> > A holy man was having
> > a conversation with the Lord one day and said,
> >
> > Lord, I would like to know what Heaven
> >
> > and Hell are like."
> >
> > The Lord led the holy
> >
> > man to two doors. He opened one of the doors
> >
> > and the holy man looked in. In the
> >
> > middle of the room was a large round
> >
> > table.
> >
> > In the middle of the table was a large
> >
> > pot of stew which smelled
> >
> > deliciou s and made the holy man's mout h
> >
> > water.
> >
> > The people sitting around
> >
> > the table were thin and sickly. They
> >
> > appeared to be famished. They were
> >
> > holding spoons with very long handles
> >
> > that were strapped to their arms and
> >
> > each found it possible to reach
> >
> > into the pot of stew and take a spoonful,
> >
> > but because the handle was
> >
> > longer than their arms, they could
> >
> > not get the spoons back into their
> >
> > mouths.
> >
> > The holy man shuddered
> >
> > at the sight of their misery and suffering.
> >
> > The Lord said, "You
> >
> > have seen Hell."
> >
> > They went to the next
> >
> > room and opened the door. It was exactly the
> >
> > same as the first one. There
> >
> > was the large round table with the large >
> > pot of stew whic h made the holy man's
> >
> > mouth water. The people were
> >
> > equipped with the same long-handled
> >
> > spoons, but here the people were
> >
> > well nourished and plump, laughing
> >
> > and talking.
> >
> > The holy man said, "I
> >
> > don't understand."
> >
> > It is simple" said
> >
> > the Lord, "it requires but one skill. You see,
> >
> > they have learned to feed each other,
> >
> > while the greedy think only of
> >
> > themselves."
> >
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Old 06-29-2007, 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by BY U BOY
Sarah and i are now officially home owners
Congrats on the new home! So whens the house warming party!?!
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Old 06-29-2007, 04:10 PM
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What's up for tonight?
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What's up for tonight?
I think Club 105 is going too open up tonight
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It just started raining again.

David is heading home around 5 or so with the truck. Probably meet over at 105 unless it is raining. get my junk out and sorted.

He doesn't know what he wants to do with his yet. I think he is stressed out.

See you guys later.
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Just talked to one of my insureds on lake travis. I asked hime how much water in the house.

He said, I am at my neighbors house right now and it looks like it is starting to get into the second floor now.

Tbone, tell Web to look out, might be a long night.
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She is all ready trying to build an iron cage to hold you Boy!!

And she is using your friends to do it.

Congrats on a sucesful closing. How many times did they have to re print the docs for type-oh's?
Besides for the loan being screwed up and having them refi at thier cost next month it went smooth. They said the intrest rate went up but they never called us and told us.
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Originally Posted by jeff1000man
Just talked to one of my insureds on lake travis. I asked hime how much water in the house.

He said, I am at my neighbors house right now and it looks like it is starting to get into the second floor now.

Tbone, tell Web to look out, might be a long night.
Good thing about Webb's house everything is upstairs. Just a full bar, garage and restroom down stairs
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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
Good thing about Webb's house everything is upstairs. Just a full bar, garage and restroom down stairs
how much has Travis risen ???
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Originally Posted by Trojan-man
how much has Travis risen ???
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