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08-13-2007, 11:30 AM
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08-13-2007, 11:32 AM
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Tropical Depression 4 will be reaching Lesser Antilles on thurs.
Major hurricane setting sights on Hawaii for later this week.
Business could be picking up?
Major hurricane setting sights on Hawaii for later this week.
Business could be picking up?
08-13-2007, 11:36 AM
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GOOD MORNING!!!! Hope everybody makes a $HIT load of money this week! Good luck to all you sombiatches headin to Destin! Wish I was going with ya! Cross your fingers! Our plat is being signed off this morning! For everyone who's not in Real Estate, that means George can get a pay check!!!!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!
08-13-2007, 11:42 AM
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GOOD MORNING!!!! Hope everybody makes a $HIT load of money this week! Good luck to all you sombiatches headin to Destin! Wish I was going with ya! Cross your fingers! Our plat is being signed off this morning! For everyone who's not in Real Estate, that means George can get a pay check!!!!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!
08-13-2007, 11:57 AM
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08-13-2007, 12:15 PM
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It would really suck to have to spend a few months in Hawaii working. Have you put your name on the list? Have you checked your permits? Have you checked their gay bars or beaches?
08-13-2007, 12:22 PM
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>>
>> > > >>> My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight
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>> > > >>> attendant, Chad Stultz ,who
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>> > > >>> seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us
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>> > > >>> food and drinks.
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>> > > >>> As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing
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>> > > >>> down the aisle and
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>> > > >>> told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce
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>> > > >>> that he'll be
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>> > > >>> landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people,
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>> > > >>> if you could just
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>> > > >>> put your trays up, that would be super."
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>> > > >>> On his (Chad Stultz) trip back up the aisle, he noticed this
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>> > > >>> well-dressed and rather
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>> > > >>> Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps
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>> > > >>> you didn' t hear me
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>> > > >>> over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise
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>> > > >>> your trazy-poo, so
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>> > > >>> the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
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>> > > >>> She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I
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>> > > >>> am called a
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>> > > >>> Princess and I take orders from no one."
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>> > > >>> To which (I swear) the flight attendant (Chad Stultz) replied,
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>> > > >>> without missing a beat,
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>> > > >>> "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen,
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>> > > >>> so I out rank
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>> > > >>> you.
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>> > > >>> "Tray-up, *****......
08-13-2007, 01:02 PM
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GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
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>> > > >>> My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight
>>
>> > > >>> attendant, Chad Stultz ,who
>>
>> > > >>> seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us
>>
>> > > >>> food and drinks.
>>
>> > > >>> As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing
>>
>> > > >>> down the aisle and
>>
>> > > >>> told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce
>>
>> > > >>> that he'll be
>>
>> > > >>> landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people,
>>
>> > > >>> if you could just
>>
>> > > >>> put your trays up, that would be super."
>>
>> > > >>> On his (Chad Stultz) trip back up the aisle, he noticed this
>>
>> > > >>> well-dressed and rather
>>
>> > > >>> Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps
>>
>> > > >>> you didn' t hear me
>>
>> > > >>> over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise
>>
>> > > >>> your trazy-poo, so
>>
>> > > >>> the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
>>
>> > > >>> She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I
>>
>> > > >>> am called a
>>
>> > > >>> Princess and I take orders from no one."
>>
>> > > >>> To which (I swear) the flight attendant (Chad Stultz) replied,
>>
>> > > >>> without missing a beat,
>>
>> > > >>> "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen,
>>
>> > > >>> so I out rank
>>
>> > > >>> you.
>>
>> > > >>> "Tray-up, *****......
>>
>> > > >>> My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight
>>
>> > > >>> attendant, Chad Stultz ,who
>>
>> > > >>> seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us
>>
>> > > >>> food and drinks.
>>
>> > > >>> As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing
>>
>> > > >>> down the aisle and
>>
>> > > >>> told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce
>>
>> > > >>> that he'll be
>>
>> > > >>> landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people,
>>
>> > > >>> if you could just
>>
>> > > >>> put your trays up, that would be super."
>>
>> > > >>> On his (Chad Stultz) trip back up the aisle, he noticed this
>>
>> > > >>> well-dressed and rather
>>
>> > > >>> Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps
>>
>> > > >>> you didn' t hear me
>>
>> > > >>> over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise
>>
>> > > >>> your trazy-poo, so
>>
>> > > >>> the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
>>
>> > > >>> She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I
>>
>> > > >>> am called a
>>
>> > > >>> Princess and I take orders from no one."
>>
>> > > >>> To which (I swear) the flight attendant (Chad Stultz) replied,
>>
>> > > >>> without missing a beat,
>>
>> > > >>> "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen,
>>
>> > > >>> so I out rank
>>
>> > > >>> you.
>>
>> > > >>> "Tray-up, *****......
08-13-2007, 01:42 PM
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I'll take "The burning of dog poo and the human response" for 500 please.
If there is any attempt to cheat on this test, or with my wife who is a dirty, dirty tramp, I am just going to snap!
08-13-2007, 01:51 PM
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