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08-13-2007, 01:55 PM
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GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
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>> > > >>> My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight
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>> > > >>> attendant, Chad Stultz ,who
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>> > > >>> seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us
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>> > > >>> food and drinks.
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>> > > >>> As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing
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>> > > >>> down the aisle and
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>> > > >>> told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce
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>> > > >>> that he'll be
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>> > > >>> landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people,
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>> > > >>> if you could just
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>> > > >>> put your trays up, that would be super."
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>> > > >>> On his (Chad Stultz) trip back up the aisle, he noticed this
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>> > > >>> well-dressed and rather
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>> > > >>> Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps
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>> > > >>> you didn' t hear me
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>> > > >>> over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise
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>> > > >>> your trazy-poo, so
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>> > > >>> the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
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>> > > >>> She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I
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>> > > >>> am called a
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>> > > >>> Princess and I take orders from no one."
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>> > > >>> To which (I swear) the flight attendant (Chad Stultz) replied,
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>> > > >>> without missing a beat,
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>> > > >>> "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen,
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>> > > >>> so I out rank
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>> > > >>> you.
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>> > > >>> "Tray-up, *****......
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>> > > >>> My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight
>>
>> > > >>> attendant, Chad Stultz ,who
>>
>> > > >>> seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us
>>
>> > > >>> food and drinks.
>>
>> > > >>> As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing
>>
>> > > >>> down the aisle and
>>
>> > > >>> told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce
>>
>> > > >>> that he'll be
>>
>> > > >>> landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people,
>>
>> > > >>> if you could just
>>
>> > > >>> put your trays up, that would be super."
>>
>> > > >>> On his (Chad Stultz) trip back up the aisle, he noticed this
>>
>> > > >>> well-dressed and rather
>>
>> > > >>> Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps
>>
>> > > >>> you didn' t hear me
>>
>> > > >>> over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise
>>
>> > > >>> your trazy-poo, so
>>
>> > > >>> the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
>>
>> > > >>> She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I
>>
>> > > >>> am called a
>>
>> > > >>> Princess and I take orders from no one."
>>
>> > > >>> To which (I swear) the flight attendant (Chad Stultz) replied,
>>
>> > > >>> without missing a beat,
>>
>> > > >>> "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen,
>>
>> > > >>> so I out rank
>>
>> > > >>> you.
>>
>> > > >>> "Tray-up, *****......
08-13-2007, 02:04 PM
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08-13-2007, 02:09 PM
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08-13-2007, 02:11 PM
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08-13-2007, 02:14 PM
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08-13-2007, 02:23 PM
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08-13-2007, 03:10 PM
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It didn't bother you with a crack as big as the Grand Canyon on your house purchase.....why would you let this broken stringer bother you????
Last edited by tomtbone1993; 08-13-2007 at 03:15 PM.
