BY U BOY

Wheres the Hurricane party???????

jeff1000man

My House.

Trojan-man

you mean your houth......

jeff1000man

Depends on how the storm comes in. I might be setting up a claims office in my house and hiring 6-8 temps to type on the computer all day. You want to volunteer to babysit?

Trojan-man

maybe.....are they going to be 18-25, short, with huge cans temps ????

In that case, I am hired...

jeff1000man

I will leave it to you to do the hiring. Request photos be sent with resumes. THey will need to be single and low self esteem, so we seem like god's to them. We will keep them off limits. Let them sleep in shifts in the guest rooms, so they can't be exposed to the outsiders.

txlefty

So much for seeing a sole on "Tax Free Weekend".....If your looking to replace your old azz, tired azz clothes....head to the mall! Which can't be all that bad, every teenage girl from 100 miles will be there! Just sit at the food court, like a wolf waiting on the sheep! Or Andy waiting on his Houth Boat!!!!

jeff1000man

Actually we could round them up for the Houthboat.

Looks like hurricane Nortech might be coming this way.

spk1

Still no rain here at the pool,.,. but good news,, for all that cant make it,, I found a back way into the pool so we can tear it up anytime we like, with as many non registered dirties we need.

spk1

I know of one or two I can move into your house right now, you just say the word. 5'1' with huge cans, and small waist. shes an indian chick tho I believe,, she asked me if I had a job for her last night,,