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Old 08-18-2007, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by spk1
I know of one or two I can move into your house right now, you just say the word. 5'1' with huge cans, and small waist. shes an indian chick tho I believe,, she asked me if I had a job for her last night,,
It might be a demotion from "which pump are you on", but we could try her out.

You can start her on organizing my office.
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Old 08-18-2007, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by spk1
I know of one or two I can move into your house right now, you just say the word. 5'1' with huge cans, and small waist. shes an indian chick tho I believe,, she asked me if I had a job for her last night,,
I will also open a company store, where they can spend their paychecks buying what they need to survice from me.

Like the californian fruit pickers.
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Old 08-18-2007, 02:29 PM
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Rumor has it a few people headin to Bakers Street and to Gooses Acre for a couple adult beverages! And for all of us that need it, church bus leaving at 9:15 tomorrow morning!
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Old 08-18-2007, 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by txlefty
Rumor has it a few people headin to Bakers Street and to Gooses Acre for a couple adult beverages! And for all of us that need it, church bus leaving at 9:15 tomorrow morning!
I didn't know the church opened that early?

I usually don't go until the lunch buffet starts.

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Old 08-18-2007, 02:58 PM
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any word from the boner about the desit PR?
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Old 08-18-2007, 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by BY U BOY
any word from the boner about the desit PR?
I was gonna call him earlier before they went out, but it got late and I figure they are on the water now.
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Old 08-18-2007, 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by txlefty
So much for seeing a sole on "Tax Free Weekend".....If your looking to replace your old azz, tired azz clothes....head to the mall! Which can't be all that bad, every teenage girl from 100 miles will be there! Just sit at the food court, like a wolf waiting on the sheep! Or Andy waiting on his Houth Boat!!!!
Yes you would be the only one needing to participate in the tax free weekend, since you are the only one dating someone still in school! Might want to get school supplies to, you don't want her getting on the bus not in style would you?
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Originally Posted by Rcolter
Yes you would be the only one needing to participate in the tax free weekend, since you are the only one dating someone still in school! Might want to get school supplies to, you don't want her getting on the bus not in style would you?
The catholic school girl outfit might actually look good. Make sure you get the tallllll socks.
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Old 08-18-2007, 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Rcolter
Yes you would be the only one needing to participate in the tax free weekend, since you are the only one dating someone still in school! Might want to get school supplies to, you don't want her getting on the bus not in style would you?
That's some funny $HIT! At least lunch only costs me $2 !!!
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Originally Posted by txlefty
That's some funny $HIT! At least lunch only costs me $2 !!!
Since you don't pay taxes, they can research your income and you can get her on free lunch.

I guess there are benefits.
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