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Old 08-28-2007, 11:05 AM
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OUTLAW POKER RUN!!!

$200 per hand, unlimited hands per boat.
best hand of 5 card stud wins
winner takes 60%
house take 15%
whoever breaks down first gets 15%
and other 10% goes into a pot so buy u boy can get a boat big enough not to be used as a dingy at raft ups!!

Lets go biznatches!!!!!
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Originally Posted by bigandy
OUTLAW POKER RUN!!!

$200 per hand, unlimited hands per boat.
best hand of 5 card stud wins
winner takes 60%
house take 15%
whoever breaks down first gets 15%
and other 10% goes into a pot so buy u boy can get a boat big enough not to be used as a dingy at raft ups!!

Lets go biznatches!!!!!
Lets do it on Sunday.....do away with they 15% to who breaks down first.....I have no need to give my money directly to TxLefty. Cash only no checks.....pay out on the spot. Single deck .....charge for extra cards to get to the final table. We go party at 5 different stops, and end at Jeff's crib.....

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Old 08-28-2007, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by bigandy
OUTLAW POKER RUN!!!

$200 per hand, unlimited hands per boat.
best hand of 5 card stud wins
winner takes 60%
house take 15%
whoever breaks down first gets 15%
and other 10% goes into a pot so buy u boy can get a boat big enough not to be used as a dingy at raft ups!!

Lets go biznatches!!!!!
I can break down first only if Jeff does not do the run That would give me 25% of the pot. Lets do it this sunday im all in.
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Old 08-28-2007, 11:23 AM
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FYI Harris County Sherrifs Department does not like being passed up on the Hardy Toll Road......The speed limit is 65MPH they will over look up to 75MPH as long as you don't pass them. "wich is what I did this morning"
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Old 08-28-2007, 11:25 AM
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You biatches would do this on the weekend I'll be out of town.
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Old 08-28-2007, 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted by wstultz
You biatches would do this on the weekend I'll be out of town.
chit both you monkies will be out of town.....whats up with that???


Explain to me again why 2 monkies transportaion works major holidays again?
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Originally Posted by BY U BOY
I can break down first only if Jeff does not do the run That would give me 25% of the pot. Lets do it this sunday im all in.
Actually I like the 15% PAY OUT TO FIRST BREAK DOWN. i CAN DEFINATLEY MAKE THAT HAPPEN.

Get everybody together. We have a stop at pappa's. Just get sombody there to hand out chips. We stop a bella vida. George can make the secretary hand out slips of notebooks paper again. We can stop at Timmies house. We can stop at april sound at toms crib and then last stop at my house.

$200 buy in. Pay out 65%, 20% and 15%. Best 3 hands play hold em with 2500 chip stack until all 3 places are filled.

Islander and current obsesion will qualify as powerboats for the purposes of this run. Dirty connection will qualify for a hand if joew volunteers to pull him to the stops.

Any other suggestions
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Originally Posted by wstultz
You biatches would do this on the weekend I'll be out of town.
Would you actually take the boat out of the barn for this one.
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OK Revised proposal



Still planning but this is what would work pretty well

1st stop -Meet at pappas 10:30 am sunday have quick meeting. pick up chips so we dont have to go back

2nd stop Bella vida
3rd stop tbones
4th stop - walden - in front of leftys - or we can use my dad's dock to make it a longer run, we would have to actually go under the bridge, it is safe where we would be going
5th stop - my house

Try and finish the run and get docked up before 1 pm so that lake doesn't get to crowded and we will by safe from johnny law.

Pay out structure will be as follows.

10% to the house for food up to $300. I will cover the overage if pot won't cover $300. We can put remaining money back into the pot, or use it for beer and more food later in the day.

Remaining money pays out

60% - first place
30% - second
10% - thrid

Top three hands will play no limit hold em with 2500 starting stacks to determine the final pay out.

Game starts after dinner at approx 6.

Open to all boats that can make the trip in the alloted time frame.

If you start, you must finish. No picking up cards for broken down boats. You may designate someone to get your cards before you leave, but if the boat starts the run it must finish to qualify. Unlimited hands per boat. Only registered boats can hold hands. Passengers can own hands, they split 30% to boat captain.

Let me know what you guys think about this.

CASH ONLY SO THAT PAYOUT CAN BE MADE AND EVERYTHING FINISHED ON SUNDAY!!!!!! VERY IMPORTANT. NO PAYEEE, NO PLAYEE.


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Old 08-28-2007, 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by BY U BOY
Would you actually take the boat out of the barn for this one.
Nope boat is SOLD. I'd love to ride with someone though.
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